Kook Alert Justin Michael aka "J Mike"

Well, since this is my very own blog, I don't feel bad about this post and telling you all to watch out for this kook because he is running for mayor of Santa Barbara.

He lurks it DT, and tries to call himself "Mr. Santa Barbara". HA! It gets me every time. His party Masque, although I have never been, heard its weak sauce. Whateves. I just think the whole thing is a joke, and I know mad peeps feel the same way. Thought I would spread the word because I am almost 100% positive home boy is not going to win the election for mayor! HA!

From the Daily Sound:
"Even though his telephone has a 310 area code, he said he has lived in the Santa Barbara-Goleta area since he was a toddler, and is deeply committed to the community."

Motherfucker this is the EIGHT ZERO FIVE

“I move people,” he said. “I want people to feel like their dreams can take flight in Santa Barbara.”

Move people to the opposite room!

There is no way this guy is going to fix the gang problem in SB. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Oh yeah, I have denied his facebook friend request four different times.

Here is for your entertainment and proof that I am not that big of a beezy to be calling this guy out so hard. Even so, SB got my back J Mike!

Sorry, just had to express myself, blogs are authentic forms of expression. Case in point. Just trying to be my alt self. Laugh Out Loud



He says he doesn't care about the height of buildings when kids are getting stabbed in front of Saks. !!!!!! First off, preserving our city and its beauty, and my mt. view is pretty damn important, and his name is Angel FOOL! Get it right. He wasn't just some kid, he is was an SB local skater who wasn't even really involved in the gang thing. Back to the tall buildings, anyone from Santa Barbara loves this rule, to disregard it in such away is a huge insult to the community and the SB city planning department on their efforts to keep us from looking like LA. You want to look at Santa Cruz Island or what?


Trying to reach out to Latinos at Rudys! Go stand on Milpas. Or maybe even better, go kick it on San Andres, at night. Come on! BRAH!


"blog within reason" "going to start translating into Spanish" errrrrrrrrr deeeeerrrrrrrr let me drive down Milpas because I read Cat's blog and wait, let me start talking about building heights blah blah blah ! PHONY! He claims the reason he has a 310 area code is because he was trying to unite Beverly Hills with SB??? Does that even make sense? Can't you go anywhere in the US and have the same effen area code? He probably tried to go kick it with some LA brats and tried to be cool by changing his area code to impress them. Oh wait, did you know I was on Operah? let me say it for the billionth zillionth time! Did you talk about your campaign? NO! it was for domestic violence. Go kick it with Chris Brown.

The Indy on Domestic Violence & Oprah
He beat some chic up 2 years ago!

KEYT Interview
More lame stuff

Bro quit talking about your ego so much and just show me some raw authentic value...like earn my vote don't just promote your egocentric cock on the line.

EARN MY MOTHEREFFIN VOTE!

Well, since this is my very own blog, I don't feel bad about this post and telling you all to watch out for this kook because he is running for mayor of Santa Barbara.

He lurks it DT, and tries to call himself "Mr. Santa Barbara". HA! It gets me every time. His party Masque, although I have never been, heard its weak sauce. Whateves. I just think the whole thing is a joke, and I know mad peeps feel the same way. Thought I would spread the word because I am almost 100% positive home boy is not going to win the election for mayor! HA!

From the Daily Sound:
"Even though his telephone has a 310 area code, he said he has lived in the Santa Barbara-Goleta area since he was a toddler, and is deeply committed to the community."

Motherfucker this is the EIGHT ZERO FIVE

“I move people,” he said. “I want people to feel like their dreams can take flight in Santa Barbara.”

Move people to the opposite room!

There is no way this guy is going to fix the gang problem in SB. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Oh yeah, I have denied his facebook friend request four different times.

Here is for your entertainment and proof that I am not that big of a beezy to be calling this guy out so hard. Even so, SB got my back J Mike!

Sorry, just had to express myself, blogs are authentic forms of expression. Case in point. Just trying to be my alt self. Laugh Out Loud



He says he doesn't care about the height of buildings when kids are getting stabbed in front of Saks. !!!!!! First off, preserving our city and its beauty, and my mt. view is pretty damn important, and his name is Angel FOOL! Get it right. He wasn't just some kid, he is was an SB local skater who wasn't even really involved in the gang thing. Back to the tall buildings, anyone from Santa Barbara loves this rule, to disregard it in such away is a huge insult to the community and the SB city planning department on their efforts to keep us from looking like LA. You want to look at Santa Cruz Island or what?


Trying to reach out to Latinos at Rudys! Go stand on Milpas. Or maybe even better, go kick it on San Andres, at night. Come on! BRAH!


"blog within reason" "going to start translating into Spanish" errrrrrrrrr deeeeerrrrrrrr let me drive down Milpas because I read Cat's blog and wait, let me start talking about building heights blah blah blah ! PHONY! He claims the reason he has a 310 area code is because he was trying to unite Beverly Hills with SB??? Does that even make sense? Can't you go anywhere in the US and have the same effen area code? He probably tried to go kick it with some LA brats and tried to be cool by changing his area code to impress them. Oh wait, did you know I was on Operah? let me say it for the billionth zillionth time! Did you talk about your campaign? NO! it was for domestic violence. Go kick it with Chris Brown.

The Indy on Domestic Violence & Oprah
He beat some chic up 2 years ago!

KEYT Interview
More lame stuff

Bro quit talking about your ego so much and just show me some raw authentic value...like earn my vote don't just promote your egocentric cock on the line.

EARN MY MOTHEREFFIN VOTE!