Vampire fads. They come and go. The last time we had this big of a vampy faze was back in the 80's. Lost Boys came out and hooked me with their star Michael. Truth is, Michael was the innocent human who fell in love with the vampire Starr down at the beach. She was supposed to be his first...
His first what? FUCK!? LOL that is what they want you to think, but some how in every single vampire movie, they imply the kill or bite as some sort of sexual act. And it seems vampires have their own virginal code in terms of their first kill. Therefore your mind automatically makes the association between killing and sex. Weird right. But it makes sense!
Vampires are the one MONSTER AND KILLER that you can actually lust after, and sex is their super power. That is why we are all obsessed! They hypnotize you by placing a spell that makes you want to do it. They are the sexiest monster there is, and if you are like me, and you love horror, this is right up your ally.
Kiefer Sutherland is one of the best vampires of all time. Hands down, he is a mother fuckin bad ass.
"Maggots Michael, Maggots"
Jason Patric made me want to grow up and be 18 ya dig. Michael is also sporting oober hip shades in the Lost Boys Pic. He must have spoken to Mary Kate Olson. Trends always repeat themselves.
A more modern approach to being hip.
Ok. So this was the deal breaker. This movie transformed my vampire fascination to a whole different level. I think that for the first time, being a vampire wasn't about having sex with humans and going in for the kill, Interview With A Vampire was about the birth of a cold blooded killer and a life plagued with eternal time. How it all started. The beginning. Christ rising. Whatever you want to call it. This movie got back to the basics. The costumes were amazing, and you can't beat the cast. My favorite part of the whole movie was when Kristen Dunst cut her hair and it just kept growing. Her long blonde curls. That was the moment she realized she would live forever. Until the sun got to her.
Still want this gold ring. I am claiming it now!
So these previous vampire flicks have been AWESOME, this one, got me a little excited. But mostly just because I like POP culture and teeny bop shit as well. This was the most cheese ball part of the movie. Overall, got me all excited about vampire sex again.
My favorite TV series True Blood. It is legit. Mad sex. Mad killing. Creepy shit. Hot Babes. Watch the trailer.
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