Ever wondered how to be a groupie slut face? These two seemingly-lovely Australian girls Vicky and Olivia code name “The Twins” (twit twat groupies) give us the low down on how to be a groupie slut. They enjoy the naked, rutting company of men who are in successful bands, and being sluzies.
They claim:
“What we do with meeting these guys and sleeping with them is an artform. We’re really proud.”
Here are their tips:
1. Choose someone with a back stage pass- key to getting back there and kickin' it
2. Act exclusive- forget their name, "I am sorry, did you say Johnny?" "No it's Tommy" LOL
3. Do something outrageous so they know you are there/ notice you
4. Fuck them! And get them to pay for your cab home!
“With the singer from Hatebreed, I bit him on the neck and he told me to stop, and I bit him again and he threw me out of his hotel.”
You just look past their ugliness and think, “You’re in a band, and you’re rich.”
Woah. This is funny stuff.
My personal advice to you is - just pretend you don't know who the fuck the dude is- it works every time, and look hot. End of story.
1 comment:
hmmmmmm didnt know being a slut was an artform.....
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